"Isn't it amazing when your 18 month-old son wants to be the supper hero (...)?" - from a letter I just received. It took me a while to get it.

A "desperate, nerdy moan" is not a "desperate, needy moan", but I do like the first one better.

Nurse on Call is a handy phone number you can call to get advice on medical things that you're concerned about.

Norse on Call, however, does not exist. And that's probably for the best.

I've had this in my playlist for years, but it still makes me snicker every time I scroll past it:
Manfred Mann's Earth Band - Demolotion Man

As seen in a credits page of a manga translation:

"We do not own this manga. This is an unpain work, for fans, by fans."

Thanks a lot guys, now tell me how to 'unpain' my stomach, because it hurts from laughing.

Just saw this on my MSNBC news feed, thought I would share.

( Spoilers for MLB's ALCS Championship series. If you haven't watched it and plan to without being spoiled than DON'T CLICK!!!!! )

This one gets a cut for ... mildly explicit content. But, much with the gigglefits... especially how long it takes the first party to realise that he's typo'd.

( ...Yeah, and I cook a mean duck a l'orange, too... (NSFW) )

I was reading posts in another community and I found this gem-

We are quite people.

Just had to share.

prehistoric incest

I think the fandom I was writing for is the only one I'm in where none of the characters are related.  Or cavemen, though they usually deal with dinosaurs (hence the prehistoric bit).

From page 80 of the ebook version of Stephen King's The Long Walk.

Her anus around his neck, locked there, her eyes closed[...]

O RLY?

It gives an interesting mental picture, anyway.